Toy Story 3 Review

ANTI-SPOILER TOY STORY 3 REVIEW -
LOOK IT’S A FRESH POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DESCRIPTION

Andy is going to college,

The toys are upset,

Barbie cries,

They get placed in daycare.

REVIEW: Toy Story 3 has broken the curse. The curse that has haunted movies for ages. The curse of….the third movie. For what seems like ages, a third movie has served as the catalyst of the death of the series. Just look at some of the many examples: Spider-man 3, Rocky 3, The Godfather Part III, Shrek the Third, X-men 3, Return of the Jedi, Superman III, Back to the Future 3, and any American Pie movie. These are just some of the examples that come to mind and they all retain the same message, third movies SUCK.

But…one can never doubt Pixar.

I’m starting to become convinced that Pixar lacks the ability to create a bad movie. Toy Story 3 is the eleventh movie to come from the studio and, it continues to carry that wonderful Pixar charm. Animation is as usual top notch, as is the music, and art. None of this would mean anything though if Pixar didn’t provide us with a GOOD story. Pixar, once again pulls double duty and gives us a GREAT story.

What so many studios tend to do when creating a third movie is either provide a rehash of a previous entry in the series or try to pack so much into the story that it causes the movie to become unbearable, confusing, campy, and just plain bad. Yes, Toy Story 3 does have a ton of characters. However, it never reaches a point that confuses or causes the viewer to hate the story. The additional characters are here for a reason and actually help make the movie more entertaining. Toy Story 3 is a movie that will make you laugh hysterically, tug at your heartstrings, and, as what was so aptly stated by a friend of mine, makes you feel like a kid again.

9.6485609 / 10

(HIGHEST REVIEW YET)

Why no 10?: 3D. I hate it. Doesn’t make the movie any better. Just a way for big studios to squeeze as much money out of the consumer as possible.

DON’T LOOK INTO THE EYES!! HE PIERCES YOUR SOULLLLLLL!!!!!!!