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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Len Wiseman Now Directing Total Recall Remake


WHYYYY?????????????

Total Recall, the awesome, super violent, and delightfully cheesy B-movie, will receive a "contemporized adaptation" that will most likely be directed by Len Wiseman (Underworld, Live Free or Die Hard). Kurt Wimmer has been hired to write the script, which makes it more likely this movie will fail, since his recent credits include the implausible thrillers, Salt and Law Abiding Citizen, which both sucked. There is absolutely no reason for a remake so they can just ruin this clever concept.

So go see the original if you havn't already, and tell us whether this is necessary, or if Hollywood will screw up yet another remake.

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