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Friday, July 2, 2010

Shyamalan's Next Project


The progessively worsening director, M. Night Shyamalan, is trying to find someone to produce his next project which has been regarded as a "Supernatural Taken". This is our thinking on what the plot will be: Daughter goes missing so dad flips and uses the force to kill EVERYONE. We've seen it all before. Shamalamadingdong is just giving someone powers. *YAWN*. His latest outing, Avatar: The Last Airbender, received horrible reviews, so expectations aren't very high (don't worry, our review coming soon). Bruce Willis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Bradley Cooper were set to star; however, Hangover 2 might prevent Cooper. So what's next? A movie about a mysterious stain in a bathroom? FEED US YOUR THOUGHTS!!!

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