"The Other Guys" Review - Take Two

Two idiots,

That aren't funny,

Is this a drama?

GAH.

It's the latest movie in a summer of......craptastic movies! But guess what!? This is the crappiest of them all! You know how Rotten Potatoes said "The Last Airbender" was like the worst movie of all time?!?! Guess what! This BEATS IT! "The Other Guys" is one of those movies that through out most of the movie you find yourself gagging at the stupid jokes, stupid drama, stupid special effects, and tons of other stuff. IT SUCKS!

Without a doubt in my mind my biggest complaint with this movie is at the very end. The two idiots are driving away in some crappy car and then the camera zooms out. Everyone in the audience is like, "Thank God...the movie is now over at least it cant get any crappier." But...lo and behold "The Other Guys" somehow manages to make the movie ten times worse. As the camera zooms out suddenly a flying peacock appears out of nowhere. For one thing, I DESPISE PEACOCKS. They're stupid, idiotic, useless birds. I find myself often wishing that the dodo bird and peacock could switch places. Then I wouldn't have to look at the bird that clearly is the SCUM OF THE EARTH. Seriously, ask yourself what good does the Peacock do for the Earth? NOTHING. In fact they just attack people. As a young child I was just walking through a park where Peacocks roamed free. At this age I didn't realize how mean and ruthless creatures Peacocks were capable of being. I ran up to it attempts to hug the bird. Suddenly it starts hissing at me! YES. HISSING. It's tongue was spraying saliva at me! So I ran off crying off my eyes out to my Mother. Ask yourself. What was the point of the Peacock hissing and spraying it's peacock saliva all over me!!?!?! How could a child possibly even "somewhat" harm a Peacock? Clearly the Peacock was not doing it out of self-defense he was doing it because he's a COMPLETE FREAKING JERK. So yeah...I hate Peacocks. Also, I got something to tell Will Ferrel. Guess what BUDDY. PEACOCKS DON'T FREAKING FLY!!! Everyone with any form of education knows that Peacocks DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO FLY!!! GAHHHHH IT'S SO IRRITATING. NOW WILL FERELL IS CORRUPTING THE YOUTH OF AMERICA BY PUTTING A FRIGGIN FLYING PEACOCK IN A MOVIE!!!()&@$)@$)&@$)&@$()&!@()$&!)@$&()@&$)@&!)$&!@()%&()!@&%()!@&%$

ANYWAY. THE REST OF THE MOVIE ALSO = MAJOR SUCK-AGE.

DON'T GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

I'D GIVE IT A 0.0/10 BUT THAT'S BEING TOO NICE

"THE OTHER GUYS" GETS

-10.34890134710/10

THIS ISNT JUST ROTTEN.

IT'S LIKE

RIDICULOUSLY ROTTEN.

LIKE DEATHLY ROTTEN.

YES.

YOU MAY DIE FROM WATCHING THIS MOVIE.

GO SEE "THE LAST AIRBENDER" INSTEAD!