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"The Other Guys" Review - Take Two

Two idiots,

That aren't funny,

Is this a drama?

GAH.

It's the latest movie in a summer of......craptastic movies! But guess what!? This is the crappiest of them all! You know how Rotten Potatoes said "The Last Airbender" was like the worst movie of all time?!?! Guess what! This BEATS IT! "The Other Guys" is one of those movies that through out most of the movie you find yourself gagging at the stupid jokes, stupid drama, stupid special effects, and tons of other stuff. IT SUCKS!

Without a doubt in my mind my biggest complaint with this movie is at the very end. The two idiots are driving away in some crappy car and then the camera zooms out. Everyone in the audience is like, "Thank God...the movie is now over at least it cant get any crappier." But...lo and behold "The Other Guys" somehow manages to make the movie ten times worse. As the camera zooms out suddenly a flying peacock appears out of nowhere. For one thing, I DESPISE PEACOCKS. They're stupid, idiotic, useless birds. I find myself often wishing that the dodo bird and peacock could switch places. Then I wouldn't have to look at the bird that clearly is the SCUM OF THE EARTH. Seriously, ask yourself what good does the Peacock do for the Earth? NOTHING. In fact they just attack people. As a young child I was just walking through a park where Peacocks roamed free. At this age I didn't realize how mean and ruthless creatures Peacocks were capable of being. I ran up to it attempts to hug the bird. Suddenly it starts hissing at me! YES. HISSING. It's tongue was spraying saliva at me! So I ran off crying off my eyes out to my Mother. Ask yourself. What was the point of the Peacock hissing and spraying it's peacock saliva all over me!!?!?! How could a child possibly even "somewhat" harm a Peacock? Clearly the Peacock was not doing it out of self-defense he was doing it because he's a COMPLETE FREAKING JERK. So yeah...I hate Peacocks. Also, I got something to tell Will Ferrel. Guess what BUDDY. PEACOCKS DON'T FREAKING FLY!!! Everyone with any form of education knows that Peacocks DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO FLY!!! GAHHHHH IT'S SO IRRITATING. NOW WILL FERELL IS CORRUPTING THE YOUTH OF AMERICA BY PUTTING A FRIGGIN FLYING PEACOCK IN A MOVIE!!!()&@$)@$)&@$)&@$()&!@()$&!)@$&()@&$)@&!)$&!@()%&()!@&%()!@&%$

ANYWAY. THE REST OF THE MOVIE ALSO = MAJOR SUCK-AGE.

DON'T GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

I'D GIVE IT A 0.0/10 BUT THAT'S BEING TOO NICE

"THE OTHER GUYS" GETS

-10.34890134710/10

THIS ISNT JUST ROTTEN.

IT'S LIKE

RIDICULOUSLY ROTTEN.

LIKE DEATHLY ROTTEN.

YES.

YOU MAY DIE FROM WATCHING THIS MOVIE.

GO SEE "THE LAST AIRBENDER" INSTEAD!

The Other Guys Review

DESCRIPTION:

Two NYC detectives are stuck at the desk,

But they finally get their chance to fly like a peacock,

And then they f*ck sh*t up

REVIEW:

The only question is, was it funny? To me, YES. I'm even going to go out on a limb and say it was funnier than The Hangover. The only part of The Hangover that was funny to me was Zach Galifiniakis, and that only kept me at a steady chuckle. Though The Other Guys wasn't extremely consistent, there were parts that made me laugh harder than I have at a movie in a long time.

If you are a Ferrell fan, you will not be disappointed. There was only about 3 to 4 days of actual rehearsal, so his improv was basically the whole movie. And it was HILARIOUS. But there were a couple other scenes that made me ROFL. Mark Wahlberg does what he is supposed to, be a foil for Ferrell's character; however, I found myself being annoyed by it at times. The supporting cast does a good job too, with an ok gag from Michael Keaton (got very thin), and funny exchanges with Ferrell's wife.

As far as Ferrell-McKay movies go, this movie was very smart. The story wasn't fantastic and relied on a lot of formula, but it was fine. The laughs definitely outweigh any flaws. Smith, this is how you do a buddy-cop comedy. Cop Out is not. So even if you do not enjoy McKay's movies, The Other Guys provides good laughs and solid summer entertainment.

FRESH POTATER

7.5234890562

Disagree??? Check out John's review COMING SOON.

"Dinner for Schmucks" Review

Description

Paul Rudd's Character is trying to make it big,

He needs an idiot,

He finds one with a weird obsession with dead Mice,

chaos,

ensues.

As summer unfolds we are greeted with yet another disappointing summer movie. Don't get me wrong, "Dinner For Schmucks" isn't a terrible movie. But in the wake of a stream of bad movies this summer, "Dinner For Schmucks" provides another largely "forgettable" movie.

When a movie has a cast like this it's impossible not to have some laughs. It sports the talents of Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, and Zach Galifianakis all together in the SAME MOVIE! Thus, this movie has to be like the funniest movie of the entire summer!? It's not. It seems at times that "Dinner For Schmucks" knows it needs to be a funny movie thus, it tries way too hard. This trying turns out to be less funny and more...irritating.

It seems as though with this review that I'm being quite negative. And, once again I want to ensure you that it really isn't a terrible movie. It provides lots of laughs but sometimes thinks it's a lot funnier than it really is.

6.01101414/10

IT'S barely A FRESH POTATO!!!

Justin Bieber - COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE OHHHHH!!!

Coming hot off the heels of Justin Bieber finally reaching puberty (just kidding), comes a shocking development from Paramount Pictures. They've decided to start filming Justin Bieber: THE MOVIE in...3D. Reportedly, the movie will feature the life story of Bieber along with several performances from his current concert tour. What's equally shocking about the movie is the matter that Paramount has actually hired a TALENTED director. A director that's even won an Oscar! David Guggenheim director of Oscar-Winning "The Inconvenient Truth" has decided to sink low enough to direct this movie. The release date is currently set for, February 11, 2011.

UPDATE: David Guggenheim backs out! HAPPINESS!!

Batman 3 Casting Rumors

Hey Potato Readers! Sorry about lack of Updates LATELY BUT HERE'S SOMETHING THAT COULD MAKE UP FOR THAT!!! NEW BATMAN 3 NEWS!!!! Anyways, word on the street is that Christopher Nolan is currently pushing for one of the three following actors to play the villain in Batman 3: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Tom Hardy. It's rather disappointing that Robin Williams is no where on this list. Then again...this casting news can currently only be labeled as a rumor. We'll keep you updated.

"Inception" Review - Take Two

Bottom Line:

IF

YOU DONT LIKE THIS MOVIE

YOUR MIND HAS CLEARLY RECEIVED AN......

INCEPTION

Potato Readers are probably asking, "Um..why are there two Inception reviews !?!?" Well dear readers, it's because we at Rotten Potatoes love "Inception" so much that both editors decided that we BOTH had to write a REVIEW OVER IT. So what's left to say? Well...let's see.

The story? Already covered.

The visuals? Already covered.

The way the movie relies mostly on razzle and dazzle rather then drama? Already Covered.

Many other details? Also, already covered.

So what's left?

Well...readers just a earnest proclamation. Do yourself a favor and go see this movie. Don't go see it once. See it twice. Maybe even three times. Do this for two reasons.

The first reason, it sends Hollywood a message that we as a public are tired of the endless flow of constant sequels, remakes, and romantic comedies that plague us yearly. It shows Hollywood that we are ready for new ideas.

The second reason, this movie actually benefits from repeat viewings. It's nearly impossible to catch everything in the first viewing and I personally believe that it gets better with each viewing.

And....yeah, that's pretty much it!

GO SEE IT NOW!!!!!!! OR IF YOU ALREADY HAVE............ GO SEE IT AGAIN!!!!!!

9.71417291471/10

IT'S A DOUBLE FRESH POTATO!!!

INCEPTION REVIEW!!!

The moment you've all been waiting for.....

*Cue Inception Music”
BURRRRRRRRRR

Its... the.. INCEPTION REVIEW!!


DESCRIPTION:

He's in a dream,

No it's not a dream,

No it's a dream within a dream,

Within a dream,

Zzzzzzzz..

Am I dreaming?

REVIEW:

To start out, here are some words to describe it:
Incredible, Awesome, Thrilling, Jaw-dropping, Visually Stunning, Mind-bending, Jackhammer

Yeah, it was good.

In my opinion, Inception wasn't all that complicated. The rules of the dream world are explained basically by Ellen Page, her only job in the movie. And then you use those throughout the movie. You get the basic narrative: Technology exists where you can share dreams and steal ideas.. or plant them?!?! And it only gets complicated if you decide on an alternative that presents itself at the end of the movie. Then many things could have occurred. You just have to pay attention, and never use the bathroom. This movie makes you think throughout, and after the credits roll. You will want to see it again.

Christopher Nolan is a great director, arguably the best of the decade. He mostly uses very intelligent and innovative film noir. Inception is a bit like an earlier film, Memento, which you also need to see. Both movies use the protagonist to emotionally drive the movie because they both experienced a major loss, who also turns out to be the antagonist in Inception. Now I'm not saying Leo does a bad job of it, it's just nothing new. He portrays it a lot like in a recent film, Shutter Island. All the other leads do great; however, none play a very big role, resulting in not too much character development.

Nolan is very literal-minded. In Inception, the character's dreams are just like reality. Very sophisticated structurally and architecturally. Now this could be a good thing or a bad thing. For example, if they used my dreams, it would get out of hand. Dinosaurs and supermodels would be running wild. Zack Snyder's upcoming film, Sucker Punch, seems to be using the latter. I prefer what Nolan does in Inception.

Visually, Inception is amazing. It has one of the best fight scenes I have ever seen. And when all that dream within a dream stuff is going on, the editing is fantastic. Nolan doesn't particularly like CGI and uses practical methods, which make the experience even better. Also, like us, he is not a fan of 3D. Wally Pfister's cinematography is great, and so is Hans Zimmer's score.

A lot of critics denounce Inception for its lack of emotional resonance. In my opinion, it has just enough of it. Anymore and they would probably say it is overly sentimental. Films are always going to receive criticism, but I can't think of much to critize. It succeeds in a ton of ways. Inception is a must-see in the midst of all these brainless summer flicks (cough Twilight cough).

FRESH

9.72357014

Len Wiseman Now Directing Total Recall Remake

WHYYYY?????????????

Total Recall, the awesome, super violent, and delightfully cheesy B-movie, will receive a "contemporized adaptation" that will most likely be directed by Len Wiseman (Underworld, Live Free or Die Hard). Kurt Wimmer has been hired to write the script, which makes it more likely this movie will fail, since his recent credits include the implausible thrillers, Salt and Law Abiding Citizen, which both sucked. There is absolutely no reason for a remake so they can just ruin this clever concept.

So go see the original if you havn't already, and tell us whether this is necessary, or if Hollywood will screw up yet another remake.

Zach Galifiniakis' "Between Two Ferns" with Steve Carell

If you havn't already heard of Zach's talk show, you need to check it out. He uses his awkward, klutzy, and emotionally manic persona that you can see in his stand-up (check out Live at the Purple Onion). Two of the three funniest guys in Hollywood, Zach Galifiniakis and Steve Carell (the other being Paul Rudd), come out with this hilarious segment:

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns

Also, check out another hilarious interview with Steve Carell and Paul Rudd at http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2010/07/23/steve-carell-paul-rudd-face-dancing-interview-dinner-for-schmucks/

Transformers 3 Filming

Transformers 3 is now filming in downtown Chicago, and you already get to see the entire movie!



Explosions. Cars. Guns. That hot chick who replaced Megan Fox. And explosions. There's the movie.

But maybe, just maybe by some miracle, this one will be different. Maybe it will have characters, a plot, and true emotion.

But no matter what, they are going to make money. So they don't care. They can and will just molest the public's eyeballs with CGI and explosions for two hours and get away with it.

So when you read this Micheal Bay, how about we actually try and give the audience a good movie for a change? They want, and need it.

Box Office Updates - Inception Leads AGAIN!!!

REVIEW WILL BE HERE THIS WEEK!!!!!

For a second week, "Inception" once again tops the Box Office. The hit movie grossed over, $42 Million bringing it's total to a huge $142 Million. Inception beat out newcomer, "Salt" which only managed to make $36 Million at the box office. Other newcomer "Ramona and Beezus" fared even worse failing to place in even the top three it walked away from the box office with a mere $7.8 Million. Coming in at third place was "Despicable Me" which continues to have a rather large hold on the box office with a $23 Million weekend bringing it's total to $161 Million. Next week, "Dinner For Schmucks", "Charlie St. Cloud", and "Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore" all make their debut at the box office who will come out on top? Stay tuned to Rotten Potatoes and FIND OUT!

The top 10 Grossing movies these weekend were as follows...

1 - Inception - $42.7 Million

2 - Salt - $36 Million

3 - Despicable Me - $23.6 Million

4 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice - $9.6 Million

5 - Toy Story 3 - $8.9 Million

6 - Ramona and Beezus - $7.8 Million

7 - Grown Ups - $7.4 Million

8 - Eclipse - $7.1 Million

9 - The Last Airbender - $4.2 Million

10 - Predators - $3.1 Million

The Haunted Mansion Receiving A Remake From........GUILLERMO DEL TORO

So, anyone wonder why Guillermo Del Toro dropped out of the directing of, "The Hobbit?" Well readers, you finally have your answer Del Toro decided to move onto a brand new project, "The Haunted Mansion!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Today at Comic Con Del Toro, reported that he has always been a huge fan of the ride and was looking forward to adapting it for the big screen. He also promised fans that it's not going to be another awful comedy! A genuine HORROR FILM from.......DISNEY! YAY!!!! EXCITEMENT!

Pirates 4 - First Pic

Producer, Jerry Bruckheimer recently tweeted the first ever pic of Pirates 4 from onset. As, you can see nothing very interesting or anything. Just Jack Sparrow, standing on a beach. So-ooo yep ENJOY

Bill Murray Talks Ghostbusters 3

Bill Murray is a comic genius, and he gives the funniest, craziest interviews. In an interview by Dan Fierman, he talks about Obama, Garfield, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. This is what he had to say on Ghostbusters 3:

It's all a bunch of crock. It's a crock. There was a story—and I gotta be careful here, I don't want to hurt someone's feelings. When I hurt someone's feelings, I really want to hurt them. [laughs] Harold Ramis said, Oh, I've got these guys, they write on The Office, and they're really funny. They're going to write the next Ghostbusters. And they had just written this movie that he had directed.

Year One.

Year One. Well, I never went to see Year One, but people who did, including other Ghostbusters, said it was one of the worst things they had ever seen in their lives. So that dream just vaporized. That was gone. But it's the studio that really wants this thing. It's a franchise. It's a franchise, and they made a whole lot of money on Ghostbusters.

Later, he goes on to say:

Well, I hadn't wanted to do the movie. They kept asking, and I kept saying no. So once upon a time I said, just joking: "If you kill me off in the first reel, then fine, I'll do it." And then supposedly they came up with an idea where they kill me off and I was a ghost in the movie. Kinda clever, really.

So you've seen zombie Bill, now how about him as a ghost?!


Read More: http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201008/bill-murray-dan-fierman-gq-interview?currentPage=2#ixzz0uFMoJuJT

Larry Charles and Jim Carrey Team up for New Movie - "Pierre Pierre"

This just in. Director, Larry Charles and actor Jim Carrey are reportedly teaming up for a brand new movie titled, "Pierre Pierre." Oh and GET THIS! IT'S NOT A REMAKE OR A SEQUEL!!!! HALLELUJAH! We at, Rotten Potatoes are extremely supportive of new ideas in Hollywood. The synopsis of the movie seems to have Jim Carrey playing the role of a Frenchmen who has just stolen a famous painting from Paris. Apparently, Carrey's character is obscenely obnoxious. Hmm......possible type casting? What's even more shocking about the update is the very small budget of just $20 million. Hmmmmmm...what do you readers think?

Star Trek 2 Set to Shoot in January 2011

Star Trek star, Bruce Greenwood has just announced that Star Trek 2 will begin shooting in January of 2011. However, he has no idea if he's going to be in it..he had the following to say on the subject...

"I'm hustling for it we'll see..."

Whether or not Greenwood will once again reprise his role clearly remains to be seen. Whatever the case, the movie is set for release on June 29th, 2012. Rotten Potatoes will update you as more information becomes available...

Box Office Updates - Inception Leads the Pack

REVIEW COMING SOON BTW....

We at Rotten Potatoes are extremely satisfied with the outcome of the latest box office weekend. Inception led the way with a very solid 62.8 Million. While, comparably smaller than more recent box office releases, Inception is also a brand new franchise and positive word of mouth should serve it very well in the coming weeks at the box office. Coming in at second place with 32 million was last weeks 1st place, "Despicable Me." Total earnings for "Despicable Me" total 118 million. The other new release this week was, "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" and it didn't far to well at the box office totaling a very disappointing $17 Million. The movie was released on Wednesday in the US and clearly that failed to help it very much because the movie has still only made 24 million total gross. Which, is extremely bad news for Disney especially when you see the $150 million plus budget.

The top 10 Grossing Movies this weekend were as follows.....

1 - Inception - 62.8 Million

2 - Despicable Me - 32.8 Million

3 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice - 17.6 Million

4 - Eclipse - 13.4 Million

5 - Toy Story 3 - 12 Million

6 - Grown Ups - 9.9 Million

7 - The Last Airbender - 7.7 Million

8 - Predators - 7 Million

9 - Knight And Day - 3.6 Million

10 - The Karate Kid - 2.2 Million

Tim Allen signs on for "Toy Story 4"

Buzz Lightyear Spinoff movie anyone?

Coming alarmingly close to the release of "Toy Story 3" comes the news of Tim Allen signing on for "Toy Story 4." Now potato readers, don't get to excited...yet. Just because Tim Allen has agreed to play Buzz for a fourth adventure doesn't mean it will actually ever happen. It just means, that the folks at Disney are considering it.

And, for those of you itching to get your Toy Story fix. Don't worry. You wont have to wait another ten years to see your beloved toys on the screen again. Reportedly, next summer the short film attached to, Cars 2 stars none other than the TOY STORY CHARACTERS!

So what do you think Potato readers. Did, Toy Story 3 wrap up the story of the toys? Or, do you think there's even more story to tell? COMMENT!

"The Sorcerer's Apprentice" Review

Nicholas Cage is a Sorcerer,

He gets his own Apprentice,

He trains his apprentice,

The movie goes on,

and on,

and on,

and on,

Finally you realize it,

you should be watching Fantasia instead

Yet again, another cheesy action movie enters our disappointing summer of movies. This new movie is Disney's "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." And, it's smells a bit rotten.

I have to admit. I went into the theater expecting very little from this movie and left with pretty much the same reaction. Jay Baruchel's recent effort, "She's out of my League", led me to believe he was possibly one of the most annoying actors in Hollywood. However, I have to give him credit in "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" he steps away from that annoying character and becomes just largely forgettable! So, yes Baruchel is showing "slight" signs of improvement. Also starring alongside, Baruchel is big-name actor, Nicholas Cage, who goes through the movie playing a character similar to pretty much every other character he's ever played. Only this time, he's got long hair.

The story in the movie is pretty expected. Ancient evil is unleashed that wants to......DESTROY THE WORLD! Pretty typical plot. As already noted, the story just drags out for such a long time that really it's hard to care what's going on. You get a couple of laughs, you get a couple of actions scenes, and some decent special effects.

Now, don't get me wrong. The movie isn't terrible. It's definitely watchable unlike a recent summer movie, *cough* Last Airbender *cough*. But, really, what the movie comes down to is plainly it's a "Popcorn" movie. Last time we mentioned a movie like this it was praise towards, "The A-Team." This time however, "Popcorn" movie doesn't cut it.

I prefer Mickey Mouse.

5.1320947234/10

IT'S A ROTTEN POTATO!!!

Green Lantern FIRST PICS

THE FIRST EVER GREEN LANTERN PICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

We know what you're thinking. "These are great and all but I really want to see the Green Lantern in COSTUME"

Well.....

Guess

What?

Brace

Yourself

*cue Green Lantern Theme song* (whatever that is)

IT'S

THE

ONE

THE

ONLY................................

GREEN LANTERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joaquin Phoenix Gets Pooped On

In case you didn't already know, Joaquin Phoenix has been showing very eccentric behavior lately including: appearing high as a kite on the David Letterman Show, rapping, and always fashioning those shades and the beard. Oh I remember the good ol' days when he was still acting, playing Johnny Cash and that pervert Caesar.. So is this all staged? Is this a documentary or a mockumentary of a wild year? Magnolia, who bought the film, described it in their press release as such:

[a] striking portrayal of a tumultuous year in the life of internationally acclaimed actor Joaquin Phoenix…sometimes funny, sometimes shocking and always riveting, the film is a portrait of an artist at a crossroads. Defying expectations, it deftly explores notions of courage and creative reinvention, as well as the ramifications of a life spent in the public eye.

Extreme behavior is also said to be in the film. Reportedly, it includes on-screen cocaine use, hiring hookers, oral sex with a publicist, a great deal of full frontal male nudity and a scene in which someone poops on Phoenix while he sleeps. You really want to see this now, don't you? It has a limited release on September 10 but will be wider a week later.

Now for your viewing pleasure, Joaquin Phoenix rapping:

Shyamalan - Devil

From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan
Bad things happen for a reason

HILARIOUS POSTER WORDING.

So The Night Chronicles? Really? For such a bad director, he is incredibly cocky. He even once compared himself to Hitchcock and Spielberg. DEVIL isn't directed by him, which is a plus; however, he is writing. Now it does seem like a cool concept, but you can already hear the terrible Shyamalan dialogue in the trailer. We'll just have to wait and see when it is released, September 17th.

The second film in the storybook, Twelve Strangers, has been described as a jury case dealing with the supernatural. This one seems like a pretty dumb concept.

So what do you think? Could Shyamalan get his reputation back from when he made a whopping 2 (1?) good movies? Doubtful, but we still want YOU to COMMENT.

"Wicked" News

After, seeing the success of "Alice In Wonderland" (grossed over 1 Billion worldwide) studios have become much more eager to adapt fairy tales into movies. The latest movie adaption concerns, the Broadway musical hit, "Wicked." The show is known as a prequel story to the original "Wizard of Oz." The basic premise is this....*courtesy of Wikipedia*

"The novel presents events, characters and situations from Baum's books and the film in new ways, with many differences between the series and the Wicked Years. These differences arise from the original Oz functioning as a mirror-image of Kansas in a cultural and economic framework: Oz was wealthy, prosperous and had excellent agricultural fields while Kansas was characterized by economic hardship, environmental difficulties and poor harvests. The social strife described in the Wicked Years indicates that the two series are set in similar and internally consistent but distinctly separate visions of Oz."

Universal Studio appears to have finally realized how successful a "Wicked" movie could be thus, they've begun their search for a director. The studio has brought the list down to four candidates: JJ Abrams (Star Trek), James Mangold (Walk the Line), Ryan Murphy (Glee), and Rob Marshall (Chicago).

Which director is the best choice? Well......what DO YOU THINK? COMMENT!

Box Office Updates - Despicable Me Surprises with $60 Million Weekend

Box Office analysts are amazed. Universal Studio's new movie, "Despicable Me" beat expectations with a very respectable debut of $60 million also placing first at the box office. The movie has received very positive word from both critics and audiences. Which should serve it well in the hot dreary days of the summer. Placing second was last week's top movie, "Eclipse" with a $33 million finish bringing it's total gross to, a huge $237 million. Placing third this week was a new entry to the summer box office, Fox Studio's "Predators" which finished with a disappointing $25 million. Also worth mentioning this week is Toy Story 3 the movie that continues to maintain a strong hold on the competition. The movie finished with $22 million bringing it's total domestic gross to $340 million. Worldwide, the movie has earned over $550 million. Clearly, the movie continues to be on the fast track for overall highest grossing movie of the year.

The top 10 movies at the box office were as follows........

1 - Despicable Me - $60 Million

2 - Eclipse - $33 Million

3 - Predators - $25 Million

4 - Toy Story 3 - $22 Million

5 - The Last Airbender - $17 Million

6 - Grown Ups - $16 Million

7 - Knight and Day - $7 Million

8 - The Karate Kid - $5 Million

9 - The A Team - $1.8 Million

10 - Cyrus - $1.3 Million

Despicable Me Review

DESCRIPTION

Gru is a villain,

Because his mom is a b****,

But he gives this up,

When he adopts adorable kids,

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

REVIEW

Despicable me was a breath of fresh air to me, even though it may seem like other animated features. Even being very similar to Looney Tunes, they made it their own in a unique way. This was a plus for me, since I love the wacky and edgy humor of Looney Tunes. And Despicable Me was pretty funny. Kids will love it, especially the minions.

You could also feel some Pixar in the cute and adorable moments, but it was done correctly. The voice acting of Steve Carell was great, and made you want to talk like him the rest of the night. The soundtrack was good too, and made you want to dance all cool like. Its just an all-around fun movie. No matter what age, go see it. It may not be the best animated film evar, but you won't regret it.

So in conclusion, Despicable Me may follow some formula, but it still will surprise you with a lot of funny sight gags, good storyline, minions, and heart.

8.3578394570

FINALLY another FRESH POTATO!

The Social Network Teaser Trailer 2

Hopefully you will be able to watch but Sony has been blocking this. Enjoy:



A very unique and interesting trailer. By the looks of it, this could have a great script and be very dramatic/funny. I don't think David Fincher will let us down. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!

Avatar Returning to 3D and Imax Theaters on August 27th

On August 27th, Fox Studios will once again attack your wallets with a re-release of the highest grossing movie of all time, "Avatar." The studio had this to say on the subject...

"Since - and largely as of result of - Avatar's release last December, the number of available digital 3D screens has exploded, and moviegoers who missed experiencing the film in 3D, as well as fans that want to return to Pandora again, will now have that opportunity."

The movie will also include an additional never before seen 8 minutes of bonus footage!

Honestly, Fox is coming across as a company trying to squeeze as much money out of the consumer as possible. "Avatar" is already the highest grossing movie of all time, and highest selling Blu-Ray. It's also sold millions of digital and DVD copies. And, now Fox is expecting the consumer to once again pay a FULL TICKET PRICE for 8 minutes of additional footage?!? Why wasn't this footage included in the special features section of the DVD release? Does Fox have any other franchises besides, Avatar?

What do you think? POST YOUR COMMENT!

Vampires Suck Trailer Sucks

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ROTTEN POTATOES is not a fan of the twilight series. But this is just a disgrace. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the geniuses behind Scary, Date, Epic, and Disaster Movie, have enough left for another horrible spoof. Just because they are low budget and generate decent profit doesn't mean you guys should dump this crap on the public. And why is it focusing on Alice in Wonderland, Jersey Shore, and Lady Gaga? And why do we have to sit through the same old stuff? Don't see this movie. Put a stop to this abomination.

Lindsay Lohan - GOING TO JAIL

Lindsay Lohan, is going to jail. The judge showed little sympathy as she banged down the mallet and sentenced Lohan to 90 days in jail. As seen in the picture Lohan was clearly less than satisfied with the sentence. Reportedly, Lohan changed her clothes three times through out the court proceedings. She also managed to write a message to the court system on her middle finger, the words written were "F*** You". Tsk-Tsk Lohan.....

Many celebrities have had trouble with the law and managed to start their career back up. Look at Robert Downey Jr. or, Mickey Rourke. What do you think? Can Lohan save her career? Or, is she doomed?

A New Movie by.... YOU

That's right. Ridley Scott wants YOU to co-direct with Kevin Macdonald (State of Play, The Last King of Scotland) and tons of other people in the upcoming documentary, Life in a Day:



Here's the deal: Life in a day will incorporate videos sent by YOU that you have captured on July 24th, 2010 into a documentary. Macdonald will take the "most compelling and distinctive footage". They are calling it a “historic global experiment to create the world’s largest user-generated feature film: a documentary, shot in a single day, by you.” And Macdonald says the project is "a time capsule that will tell future generations what it was like to be alive on the 24th of July, 2010. It is a unique experiment in social filmmaking, and what better way to gather a limitless array of footage than to engage the world’s online community." Life in a Day sounds very interesting, but I am curious to see how it will have a narrative.


So if you happen to have a camera on you July 24th, upload the video at www.youtube.com/lifeinaday and follow these tips, you could go to Park City for the grand premiere at Sundance!

New International - "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World" Poster

Another movie hotly anticipated by Rotten Potatoes is upcoming, "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World." Today, this awesome new poster was released....

RELEASING AUGUST 13th!!!

Bioshock Movie

Video games being made into movies always have the same result...FAILURE. So why Hollywood? Why? Efforts are being made to reduce the budget, since they are always losing money with the video game adaptations. For example, Prince of Persia. Took $200 million to make while only making $88 million. And it was still the 2nd highest grossing video game movie of all time. AND it was a ROTTEN POTATO. So it is very obvious why the money should go to more important things. The latest movie that Hollywood is trying to adapt into a movie is a game called "Bioshock." Never heard of it? Rotten Potatoes has got you covered with some handy background on the game...

Set in an alternate history 1960, the game places the player in the role of a plane crash survivor named Jack, who must explore the underwater city of Rapture, and survive attacks by the mutated beings and mechanical drones that populate it. The game incorporates elements found in role-playing and survival games, and is described by the developers and Levine as a "spiritual successor" to their previous titles in the System Shock series. The game received overwhelmingly positive reviews, which praised its "morality-based" storyline, immersive environment and Ayn Rand-inspired dystopian back-story.

Sounds interesting eh? Reportedly, Gore Verbinski (Director of Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy) is itching to make it. However, when he took it to movie company Universal, they were a bit taken aback by the exorbitant price. Totaling a huge, $160 million. Another factor scaring Universal was Verbinski's conviction that Bioshock would have to be an R-rated feature. Which, Universal is afraid, would lead to limited Box office appeal. What will happen? Who knows? But one thing's for certain, Rotten Potatoes will keep you updated!

Man Dies Watching Eclipse

No we are not kidding. In Wellington, New Zealand at 8:30 last night, a 23 year old man described as a "transient" was found slumped over his chair by the cleaning person. Police say he didn't die under suspicious circumstances. See? You shouldn't go see Eclipse!! Its bad for your health! All joking aside, no official cause of death has been announced.

Operation: Endgame Trailer

From the producers of Donnie Darko (A Rotten Potato Favorite) comes the action-comedy, Operation: Endgame, which will go to DVD July 27th. Anchor Bay is supposedly going to release it theatrically; however, it would be very limited. It looks very funny/awesome and has an impressive cast. So tell us what you think. That means COMMENT.

Transformers 3 Set Photos - And Rotten Potatoes First Ever Contest

The following pictures are some of the first from the set of the upcoming movie, "Transformers 3: MORE EXPLOSIONS, BAD ACTING, AND TERRIBLE CAMERA WORK" Notice, the scarcity of the Transformers in these pics. Why is this? The Razzie Award Winner, Michael Bay, could not be reached for comment on the question. Whatever the case one of these pics seem to confirm product placement of a major company. See if you can find it! First one to comment with answer WINS...........recognition by Rotten Potatoes in an upcoming post!

EDIT: Rotten Potatoes Reader Tposch14 has found the answer!!!

Look closely.......it's............MCDONALDS!

Now he gets the very prestigious prize...RECOGNITION.

Oh and we forgot to mention...100 DOLLARS!!!!

Another Two Trailer Post!!

Yeah they are both kinda late but you can DEAL WITH IT. So Meet the parents was pretty good. Meet the Fockers was somewhat alright. I'm just getting tired of the awkward scenes with Gaylord and Jack. Hopefully Little Fockers will be a breath of fresh air (unlikely). Enjoy the newish trailer:



Cloverfield director Matt Reeves' new film, Let Me In, is a very similar remake of the swedish horror flick, Let the Right One In. Maybe it could get some attention off the horrible romantic vampire movies nowadays? I can only hope.. Here is the official plot:

Let Me In, tells a terrifying tale about an alienated 12-year old boy named Owen (Kodi Smit-McPhee) who is viciously bullied by his classmates and neglected by his divorcing parents. Achingly lonely, Owen spends his days plotting revenge on his middle school tormentors and his evenings spying on the other inhabitants of his apartment complex. His only friend is his new neighbor Abby (Chloe Moretz), an eerily self-possessed young girl who lives next door with her silent father (Oscar® nominee Richard Jenkins). A frail, troubled child about Owens’s age, Abby emerges from her heavily curtained apartment only at night and always barefoot, seemingly immune to the bitter winter elements. Recognizing a fellow outcast, Owen opens up to her and before long, the two have formed a unique bond.

3D Rereleases

James Cameron has been talking about rereleasing Titanic in 3D around its 100th anniversary of sinking, April 2012. Now a reason for the world not to end! Seeing a movie in 2D is preposterous!

Also, in a couple years the Star Wars trilogy might go to theaters in 3D. Sigh...

Inception Early Reviews

ROTTEN POTATOES is literally shaking with anticipation for Christopher Nolan's new film, Inception, which hits theaters July 16. We can't really say what the plot is because we don't know. The very basics is that Leo can steal ideas from people's dreams. Sadly, you will have to make do with these other critics until our review comes out. We apologize for this, but try very hard to benefit from their reviews:

AICN:

“Though the narrative speeds ahead like a rapidly unfolding lucid dream, INCEPTION uses the familiar vernacular of the heist film to keep less attentive audiences engaged. Unlike other films that traipse across the boundless landscape of the unconscious mind, it’s not a take-it-or-leave-it proposition.” … “The particulars may be complex, but there’s an emotional logic that drives the story forward. There are also wildly compelling action set pieces. In this regard, INCEPTION is a miracle: a multi-layered meditation on the unruly clutter of the subconscious that works sensationally well as a classical action film. It plays brilliantly on every conceivable level.” … “What’s most exciting about INCEPTION is that it finds Nolan peaking as a visual artist; he’s using the extravagantly cinematic tropes of other genres to connect with the viewer intellectually. With INCEPTION, Nolan joins the company of Coppola, Lean and not too many others as a filmmaker who treats the big canvas with the respect it deserves - but with the steely verve of a chess player who can see dozens of moves ahead. Pure cinema at its best feels like dreaming with your eyes wide open. Cinema doesn’t get much purer than INCEPTION.”

The Hollywood Reporter:
"A devilishly complicated, fiendishly enjoyable sci-fi voyage across a dreamscape that is thoroughly compelling.” … “”Inception” puts him not only at the top of the heap of sci-fi all-stars, but it also should put this Warner Bros. release near or at the top of the summer movies. It’s very hard to see how a film that plays so winningly to so many demographics would not be a worldwide hit.” … “Sometimes originality comes at a cost though: At the end, you may find yourself utterly exhausted.”

Read more: Early Buzz: Christopher Nolan’s Inception /Film http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/07/05/early-buzz-christopher-nolans-inception/#ixzz0ss37TMiM

Box Office Updates - Eclipse Leads 4th of July Weekend

TWILIGHT FANS REJOICE ECLIPSE IS 1#

In what was actually a rather disappointing 4th of July weekend. Eclipse, unsurprisingly came out on top. With $69 Million for the weekend this boosts the total gross of the movie to a huge $161 Million. Fighting, the worst reviews of the entire year, "The Last Airbender" somehow managed to place second earning an estimated $40 Million. The movie opened on Thursday which brings its total gross to $57 Million. Third place finisher, "Toy Story 3" continued to impress with a $30 Million weekend bringing it's total gross to $289 Million. Toy Story 3 is looking like a strong contender for overall highest grossing movie of the year.

The top 10 movies at the box office were as follows.........

1 - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - $69 Million

2 - The Last Airbender - $40 Million

3 - Toy Story 3 - $30 Million

4 - Grown Ups - $18 Million

5 - Knight and Day - $10 Million

6 - The Karate Kid - $8 Million

7 - The A-Team - $3 Million

8 - Get Him to the Greek - $1 Million

9 - Shrek Forever After - $779,000

10 - Cyrus - $770,000

"The Last Airbender" Review

The Last Airbender Review

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Shyamalan recieves $150 million,

He is told, "Go make 'The Last Airbender' into a Movie,"

Shyamalan wonders how to add his signature twist,

This time the twist is....

IT'S THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!

REVIEW: I'll admit it. Maybe the claim "It's the worst movie of all time" is a bit exaggerated. However, this does not disguise the fact that the movie is extremely awful and is a something you should avoid like the plague.

Let's start with the acting. Atrocious. Shyamalan's job as a director of a movie is to guide actors towards providing a good performance. Once, again he fails. The titular character, Aang (played by Noah Ringer), is a total joke through out the movie. He's so uninteresting that it really becomes hard to bother caring for the character at all. Although, it's also hard to care about the entire movie in general. Other supporting cast members provide us with additional terrible performances. Among, all this bad acting there is one character that provides us some relief from all the bad acting and his name is Dav Patel. Coming fresh off of his starring role in the Oscar winning "Slumdog Millionaire" it's rather ironic that he could go from such an amazing movie to such an abomination. Whatever the case Dav Patel's performance definitely stands out from all of the other terrible performances. Dont get me wrong Patel's performance isn't amazing but it is....ok. It's a truly sad day when the only performance a reviewer can praise within in a movie is merely an "ok" one. Once again, acting = atrocious.

Next up is...the story. Ugh. Maybe...just maybe this movie could have been a decent movie if Shyamalan hadn't been allowed to write his own adapted screenplay for the movie. Unfortunately, he was. And, he completely tarnishes the story from the hit television show. For some reason Shyamalan thought it would be possible to condense an entire season of a television show into one 1.5 hour movie. This is impossible. Thus, leading the movie into a bunch of confusing, incomprehensible scenes. 2.5 hours probably would have done the job. Then again, that would mean enduring a whole extra hour of Shyamalan. It's hard enough sitting there for 1.5 hours. So perhaps, this is actually a blessing in disguise. Long story short Paramount should have hired a capable writer. They hired Shyamalan. Thus, the story...sucks.

Finally, we are going to take a look at the special effects. I was fortunate enough to see the 2D version thus not having to pay extra for the 3D version of the movie which, other critics report, serves to make the movie even worse. When discussing the special effects one has to realize that this is sadly the highlight of the movie. However, most of the time it appears as though the special effects are wasted. Case in point, during the final scene of the movie we see a minion of the fire nation mounted upon a gigantic lizard creature. The lizard and the villain climb up a wall and.............the lizard is never seen again. What was the point of this? Why waste possibly additional millions on a lizard seen for approximately 10-15 seconds? Once again, Shyamalan shows his lack of sense when it comes to making movies.

To conclude, if you really want to see "The Last Airbender".........DONT. Instead, go to Amazon and buy the animated series. You're welcome.

IT'S A ROTTEN POTATO!!!!

1.210241/10

ANOTHER POSTER - This Time HP7!!

Unlike, previously posted "Megamind" poster this new HP7 actually looks cool! Enjoy!

Shyamalan's Next Project

The progessively worsening director, M. Night Shyamalan, is trying to find someone to produce his next project which has been regarded as a "Supernatural Taken". This is our thinking on what the plot will be: Daughter goes missing so dad flips and uses the force to kill EVERYONE. We've seen it all before. Shamalamadingdong is just giving someone powers. *YAWN*. His latest outing, Avatar: The Last Airbender, received horrible reviews, so expectations aren't very high (don't worry, our review coming soon). Bruce Willis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Bradley Cooper were set to star; however, Hangover 2 might prevent Cooper. So what's next? A movie about a mysterious stain in a bathroom? FEED US YOUR THOUGHTS!!!

Who is Spiderman??

Reports confirm that Andrew Garfield is the new Peter Parker/Spiderman in the 3D reboot. Garfield is 26 years old, very talented, and pretty unheard of. So here he is in a clip from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus:

Megamind Poster

Yeah, we know what you're thinking. The first news post of the day is about a Movie Poster?!?! To that question we sadly say, yes. So anyways here it is THE POSTER YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

THE MEGAMIND MOVIE POSTER!!!

Judd Apatow Producing a BRAND NEW PEE-WEE HERMAN MOVIE!

Judd Apatow producer of hit movies like: Superbad, Knocked Up, Funny People, Pineapple Express, and many more.....Is producing a new Pee-Wee Herman movie. Reportedly, Paul Reubens (aka Pee-Wee Herman) and Judd Apatow formed a friendship after the producer attended a sold out performance of, "The Pee-Wee Herman Show LIVE". After, the show the two got to talking and now it appears as though the long talked about new Pee-Wee movie is actually going to happen. And, to top all this information off Reubens is working on the script for the upcoming movie alongside Paul Rust, writer of "Inglorious Basterds."

You excited for a new Pee-wee movie? Let us know your thoughts......PLEASE!

"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Review

ECLIPSE MOVIE REVIEW

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Bella cant make decisions,

Bella loves Edward,

Wait...she loves Jacob,

No....she loves both of them?

Um....

What can really be said about the Twilight Saga that hasn't already been said? It sucks. It is a mockery of the cinema. It is a mockery of literature. It is a wannabe Harry Potter. It makes Vampires into sparkling freaks. It makes Werewolves look like big and lovable puppies. It contains a cast of bad actors. It has terrible special effects. Look, I can go on and on...and it all comes down to....it Sucks.

Somehow, or another the folks at Summit Entertainment have managed to scratch together enough money to provide viewers with yet another installment in the so-called epic saga of Twilight. The folks at Summit Entertainment unsurprisingly produce yet another terrible movie.

I was somehow lucky enough to garner a ticket to the Midnight showing of Eclipse. People were lining up to see the movie as early as 8:30 PM. I'm sure that in some locations it was even worse. I arrived to wait for the movie at around 9:50 PM. I sat in a lawn chair and chatted with some friends. At 11:00 PM the theater decided to seat everyone. After spending a great deal of money on Popcorn and a large drink I was soon in my seat waiting for the movie to start. As, I sat I talked to people around me, I tried to understand why people are so compassionate for this thing called Twilight. I'd post the answer to that question in this review however, I find myself unable to because I just lack the capacity to understand how anyone could be so enthralled with this series. Eventually, the movie started playing. It started out promising...trailers for, "Narnia 3", "Paranormal Activity 2", and "Harry Potter 7".

Then...Eclipse started.

Within, the first few seconds of the movie you suddenly realize. What am I doing here? Why am I wasting my time on yet another bad movie? Maybe, it's just the spirit of the movie. The way that it's able to bring together not only people who love the movie series but people that hate the series as well. The way that it's able to produce countless jeers and cheers from the audience or some random quote from an audience member. And, the so bad, it's funny scenes in the movie.

Or, maybe we're all just insane.

To be fair, "Eclipse" is certainly the strongest movie in the series. But, really that's not saying much......

The acting has improved a bit from the first two movies. Dare I say it, the special effects are maybe starting to become "somewhat" decent. However, the negative far outweigh the positive. The story is still dull beyond belief and dissolves into a bunch of boring conversations. Conversations that include: Bella and Edward, Bella and Jacob, Jacob and Edward, and even Bella, Edward, and Jacob!

Another boring movie.

Another waste of time. But, millions will still see it. And, millions of Twihards will be superbly satisfied.

On, one final note it's nice to see that the series is starting to show signs of improvement. With promise of Oscar winning director, Bill Condon (Dreamgirls) directing the next installment maybe...just maybe the Twilight saga will finally be able to receive that much sought after Fresh Potato review. Until then though it's looking like Eclipse is yet another.........

ROTTEN POTATO

5.01110/10